And Now I Have a Trailcam

My delightful parents thoughtfully gave me a trailcam for Christmas. What does that mean for YOU? It means this blawg is going to get a lot of trailcam pics. For example:

Now, as you can see, I’m being taunted by a black squirrel. He looks fairly innocent here. Just hopping around on a pumpkin. Let me assure you, though, this is a tiny, hate-filled villain with an agenda of destruction. And it’s not alone. There’s an ever-growing tribe of these jerks hopping from limb to limb in the trees surrounding my house. They killed my sensei, and now I’m out for REVENGE!