C.V. Hunt Interview

C.V. Hunt is a horror author, artist, book reviewer, and all around swell gal. Her first book, Endlessly, and the sequel, Legacy, are for sale now. The third installment, Phantom, will be available 2/29/2012. She was kind enough to answer some questions for me, and here they be:

 

BMK: Firstly, what would you like to say about Endlessly, Legacy, and Phantom for those of us who have yet to read the series?

C.V. Hunt: The basics of the Endlessly series are rooted in reincarnation. People are born with souls that aren’t human, and if the human figures what their soul is, they can shape shift into that identity, such as a: werewolf, troll, fairy, gargoyle, dragon, elf, alien, mermaid, etc. There are other species like demons, angels, zombies and vampires. But I always have to warn the readers, my vampires kill humans without discrimination, and they don’t feel bad about it either. Only a few of the characters are kind, and almost everyone carries a big gun. Think Hellboy meets Underworld… or something like that.

 

BMK: Well, I’m pretty sure I need to check that out. Watching your site these last few months, you’re always reviewing something new. You must read like a bajillion words a minute. How do you find the time?

CVH: It’s usually rare for me to sit and read for long periods of time. For the most part it’s a chapter here and there throughout the day, and somehow it adds up. Reading is an addiction for me. If I don’t have a book in my hand I go through withdrawal. It’s not a pretty sight.

 

BMK: When you read all those different books, how much or little do you let them influence your writing?

CVH: If I’m writing about zombies, I’ll try not to read anything with zombies in it. I don’t want someone else’s story to influence my own. But sometimes I read about a trait someone has attached to a horror character, and I think, this would be awesome on a mermaid. I feel that every book I read tends to inspire me to keep my characters different from the norm.

 

BMK: If you got blasted with a space ray and got all kinds of powers, what sort of powers would you get? Also, hero or villain? Also, what would you call yourself?

CVH: My greatest power would be invisibility, and I would definitely be a villain. I’d spend most of my time messing with people. You know, tripping them, or making people think their house was haunted by moving things through the air. I would be referred to as “The Great Nothing”.

 

BMK: If an alien fleet showed up in Earth’s orbit tomorrow, do you think they’d exterminate us, make us their pets, or something else?

CVH: I’d think they were trying to find a White Castle, and if we gave them bad directions, we would become the sliders.

 

BMK: What is your biggest time drain?

CVH: The evil internet. It’s my greatest weapon when it comes to research, but then I get sidetracked by social networking sites, or news articles. Sometimes I wonder if I have A.D.D. Oh look! Some celebrity I’ve never heard of is back in rehab….

 

BMK: I miss boomboxes… What do you miss from years past?

CVH: I miss the anonymity of the time before caller ID. Back when no one had a cell phone, and you were king turd on the crap pile if you had a pager. Prank calls just aren’t what they used to be.

 

BMK: What’s your favorite Harrison Ford character?

CVH: Han Solo, but I haven’t seen Cowboys and Aliens yet, so I can’t say that with 100% certainty.

 

BMK: What are your ideal writing conditions? Does music play a part?

CVH: I’m a night person. Any time after midnight is the best time for me, and music is a huge part of my writing. I build playlists based on the feeling I want to portray in the story, and every book has its own theme song.

 

BMK: Many, many years from now, after I’ve passed away, I would like people to be able to summon me. Like Candyman or Biggie Smalls. I think a person sitting alone by a campfire at midnight should be able to close their eyes, say my name eleven times, and have me appear. How will the children of the future summon C.V. Hunt?

CVH: Someone would have to have two mirrors, so that they could stare at the back of their own head. As they look at the back of their head, they will have to say, “Scary Carrie”, ten times in a single breath. Then I’ll bust out of the mirror they are holding in front of their face.

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Thanks, C.V.!

Follow C.V. Hunt on Twitter and Facebook. Folks can also read her kickass review of Chuggie and the Desecration of Stagwater right here.

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Witch Fingers and…

The other morning I stepped outside with Mo and JP so they could do their morning business. I nearly rolled my ankle when I stepped on this odd stone egg:

I swore a little and flung the stupid thing into the woods. I thought nothing of it as I went about my day. The next morning it was back. I flung it into the woods again. Every morning since, I’ve been getting up, taking the dogs out, and flinging the stone egg as far as I can into the trees.

Yesterday I came to the understanding that it had to be the work of the witches who dwell in the forest out back. Some kind of message. So last night I went looking for them. I found one of the wicked crones as she prepared to feast on a kitten. I was able to rescue the kitten and, since it had a collar with little tags on it, I returned it to some very grateful owners.

As for the witch… Well, she’ll have a very hard time stealing kittens now. I got two of her fingers and both her eyes. They, of course, turned to wood before I even got back to my house.

Not only did I come home with TWO witch fingers, I also got TWO witch eyes! So I figured I’d give TWO lucky winners an eye and a finger, both. That’s right. The winners are… Ben and Angela!

In the future, there will be two ways to win witch fingers and witch eyes. You can like my author page on Facebook, or you can subscribe to this site. If you do both, you double your chances of winning your very own witch finger and/or witch eye. Guaranteed not to be cursed!*

More witch fingers will be given away soon. How soon? Next week soon.

*Brent Michael Kelley and www.brentmichaelkelley.com are not liable for any items that become cursed in transit.
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Word Search Puzzle!

Last night a group of letters came to me in a dream. They told me to memorize the sequence, that if I didn’t they’d come back with their “friends”. I memorized the letters. When I awoke, I wrote them down. I counted them, and there were 196. 14 rows of 14 letters. I saw words hidden there, so I hunted them all down.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you…
Chuggie and the Desecration of Stagwater:
the Word Search Puzzle!

Here’s a PDF of the puzzle. I might post the answer key soon. MIGHT.

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Vultures

I’ve been looking at a lot of vultures lately. I love me some vultures. They’re very honest, unlike the “majestic” eagle who basically behaves exactly the same. We’re on to you, eagles. Acting all high and mighty. We see you eating roadkill. Vultures are all like, “Yeah, we eat roadkill. It’s what we do.” But eagles are all like, “Feh! Roadkill? Lord Eagle has far too much dignity to befoul Lord Eagle’s sacred feathers and beak with blahblahblah.”

Okay, all of that was pointless. I just like vultures. I’ve been collecting vulture images from the interwebs. I thought I might as well share one I did a long time ago.

I think I’ll be reprising this one in the near future. You’ll be the first to know, comrade.

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FREE E-book Day!

Beginning right NOW (Saturday, January 29, 2012), we’re giving away Chuggie & the Desecration of Stagwater on Amazon. This giveaway will end at the end of the day, so don’t delay. With Chuggie in your Kindle and Desecration in your heart, you’ll be well-prepared for the next Chuggie adventure.

What’s the next Chuggie adventure, you ask? Great question. Thanks for asking. All I can say is it is scheduled for release in September, 2012. And that’s ALL I can say about it. Oh, and I can mention it’s going to be wild. And I can also mention there’s going to be brutes, babes, and blood by the boatload. Crap, did I just give too much away?

Go getcher free e-book!

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Snark Infested Waters Podcast

Taylor Kent recently interviewed me for his podcast, Snark Infested Waters. It’s online now. Fun times! You’ll hear us discuss Chuggie, story-poems, booze, beagling, giant fires, and more. Clear your skej and give a listen, chums!

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Not a Rant on Creativity

Depending on how you word things, you can twist anything to mean just about anything else, a fact enjoyed by girlfriends, wives, and mistresses since time began. Watch as I masterfully take something of little consequence from this morning and make it sound like a rant on creativity:

It’s 4am, and I awake with a burning inside my head that cannot be ignored. My eyes flash open and stare at the darkness. My mind races, analyzes, attempts to solve. The fire inside my head has me on my feet. I’ve forgotten about my warm bed. It can offer me no comfort in such a state as this.

The burning in my head will not go away, even hours later as the sun begins to rise. With pen, paper, and coffee, I go about my work. I analyze, I research, I attempt to solve. It’s not for money. It’s not for fame. I do it because I have to. I do it because if I don’t, I won’t be able to sleep at night. And the others like me, they alone truly understand.

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Ha! See what I did there? No, you don’t. I’m too enigmatic. Okay, maybe you DO and I’m NOT. I can accept that, but only if it’s true. Because you might THINK you know what it’s really about, but I estimate your chances of knowing are about 1 in 138.25. That is legitimately obtained mathematical figure.

Where’s my coffee? Oh. I drank it. Time to make another one. TO THE KEURIG! I wonder how many coffees I can wack down before Keri wakes up. No, I don’t. The number is 5. I can get 5 coffees into my belly before Keri wakes up. Unless that’s her moving now. Shh… No, she’s still asleep. IT’S A RACE AGAINST TIME! I’m not sure, but I could be bored. Here’s a picture of a fantasy creature I made up the other day:

 It’s called a Winged Diamondback Uni-Rattle Cobra. It’s part unicorn, rattlesnake, and cobra. It has wings and gills.
Other specs:
-Herbivore, eats carrots and bugs
-Winged
-Can drive
-17 feet long
-9 pounds
-Amphibious, with both lungs and gills
-Don’t take no guff
-The sound of its rattle is poisonous
-All members of this species are left-handed

Winged Diamondback Uni-Rattle Cobra fan fiction is welcome. Also, as I read my little ranty thing above, I think you’ll guess I have a cold. That’s not even close, but nice try.

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Chuggie Audio Sample

There is now a sample of Chuggie and the Desecration of Stagwater posted over at Omnium Gatherum. Click here to listen.

I think you’ll enjoy it.

Also, I’m working on a collaborator. We have a few stories that we’d like to hammer out together, and many more after that. I’ve encouraged him to quit his job so we can do a marathon writing session where we say “No Guinness until these goals are met.” We also discussed the logistics of such a writing session, and it isn’t too far-fetched. Don’t worry, you’ll know as soon as I’m able to report developments in this collaboration.

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Chuggie Portrait

Chuggie recently posed for a drawing, so i sketched him up. I guess it’s a decent likeness. Chuggie said my first three attempts made him “look like a suitcase full ‘o cat necks,” whatever that means. Hopefully, I can get him to sit down to be sketched again soon.

I apologize, he refuses to be photographed. His exact words were:

“Y’know those damn things [cameras] shoot invisible poison arrows in yer brain. That’s how Smashy Gambles died. Smashy was one o’ these guys who always had to have the new toy, y’see. And he’d lord it over ya like a trophy or some damn thing. Poison arrows, poison arrows. Guy gets his brain stabbed up like a… That damn Smashy Gambles! Sonuvabitch stole thirteen bottles of Fireship from me back in Eastember Lowtown! I hope he died moanin’ in the mud. Nah, that’s a lil’ harsh for Smashy. ‘Sides, mighta been me stole the booze from him. Either way, whenever I see-”

He finished by mumbling incomprehensibly and snapping his attention to something out the window. He quickly got up, staggered to the door, and left without closing it behind him. I’m not positive he fully understood what a camera does, but Chuggie seems to have kicked mine under the couch when I wasn’t looking.

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Happy Friday the 13th – DETRITUS DAY!

Detritus has been officially released today, Friday the 13th of January, the year 2012. I think you’re going to love this collection. Buy it at Amazon by clicking HERE.

My short story “Ride” appears in this collection. It’s a fairly *short* short story. It won’t take you long to read at all. Like a few minutes. And at the end, you’ll be all like, “Awww, yeah, dog. That’s the business right there.” What is it about? In a word: Brotherhood.

Here’s the list of authors: Kealan Patrick Burke, Jeremy C, Shipp, Mary Borsellino, Brent Michael Kelley, Phil Hickes, L.S. Murphy, Michael R. Colangelo, Neil Davies, Louise Bohmer, Edmund Colell, S.P. Miskowski, Michael Montoure, Lee Widener, Pete Clark, and Opal Edgar. It’s pretty great being included in an anthology with such talented folks.

And so… CHAMPAGNE!

 

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